Well here at Fair Trade Certified we have just finished what I like to call the week o' birthdays. The first week of April is a busy week for me birthday-wise, as my mother, my sister and my husband all have birthdays in the same 5 day period.
I was a little unsure of what to get for the VCVAH this year, as last year's trip to Camden Yards (or rather, as I recently learned, Oriole Park AT Camden Yards) was going to be hard to beat. After a few sessions of brain racking though, I hit on a plan.
As many of you know, I'm a pretty neurotic budget maker. When we got married, the VCVAH was a little worried about living up to my high standards, but he fell in line like a champ and has been great thus far. I wanted to do something to reward him for all of this....something where he felt like he could go a little crazy on something he wouldn't normally buy. CDs and DVDs are where most of his spare money goes, so those were out. I sat down and thought hard about what his other loves were, and it wasn't long before I came up with it: hot sauce and beer.
Now, while my digestive tract actually flinches just upon hearing that, this is the sort of thing he loves. So I tracked down a specialty food shop that sold both, worked a little overtime and set aside a good chunk of cash to let him go a little nutty with.
Yesterday was the big day, so we went to the store (
Gypsy Kitchen in Quincy,MA). They had a couple of rows of hot sauce, and it was all going well. Then we got talking to the owner, told her what we were doing, and things got
awesome. Turns out she started the whole place because of her love of hot sauce. She started popping bottles open, letting Tim try them, and when he didn't flinch she brought out the really big guns. She made him put a couple back ("I don't like to say bad things about the stuff I sell, but let's just say if I were on a desert island that is NOT the one I'd want with me") and pulled out some she thought were superior. It was great. She even put us on her email list and told us that if we needed any suggestions for any of them to call her. It was a pretty great time all in all (to note, the only one Tim fought her on was Joe Perry's hot sauce. He said he didn't care if it was good, he was buying it).
Anyway, because I've been in to picture blogs lately, I thought I'd show you his haul:

Yup, that's Joe Perry's hot sauce in the front there. That big thing in the back is actually 5 lbs of BBQ sauce that she says is some of the best stuff she's ever had. At $25 for the container, it better be. Now in case you're wondering what that random white thing in the middle is, let me zoom in for you....

If you think it looks like a nose, you're right. The sauce is actually called "Pick This"....and if you squeeze that nose, boogers come out. I'm not kidding. Sometimes Tim buys things just to annoy his mother. I have a bad feeling this sauce is coming to Easter Brunch with us. I tried to get a picture of the boogers, but they apparently are reflective and got lost in the flash. Lets just say the texture is a bit disturbing. Oddly, this was not even close to the grossest packaging they had there. In case you ever wondered what market niche hot sauce is aimed at, I'll give you a hint: men.
Anyway, the beer proved to be much less interesting (as apparently they don't let you sample beer at 11:15 on Saturday mornings), but the hot sauce was great. The BBQ sauce will be made in to burgers tonight, as I still have some ground beef left over from the sacrificial cow my parents slaughtered for Easter and the bottle says it goes well with sacrificial cow (lamb or goat works well too, dove for the poorer folk). All in all, a birthday success, and we are actually taking bets on when he will run out of hot sauce now. Guesses welcome, but in fairness, keep in mind that he had 5 bottles to start (including a jumbo bottle of Frank's) and I accidentally left one out of the picture.